i shouldn't be on here

May 20
1929nt2:
“ pulpfanfiction:
“ thathomestar:
“ jadethemerman:
“ did he give her 2 thumbs up?
” ”
christ putin
”
No but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin” ”

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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christ putin

No but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

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maisiewilliams:

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

(via trish-the-bish)


souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

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primalstiles:

ingberry:

biblioprincessdalian:

jethroq:

Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene

Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity

in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene

From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny

Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean

Bromeo Bromeo, no homeo

(via 2spirit-robot)


May 18

captainamericass:

omfg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells her that she’s in the wrong side so she grabs a batman mask and says in the lowest voice possible for her age, “don’t question batman”

(via katydid897)



May 16

kiokushitaka:

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

https://31.media.tumblr.com/3fda37994e5de6353e492536ffdc9900/tumblr_inline_n0tk3nwGP11qdtgjx.gif

(via katydid897)



iamsosorry:
“ My Met Gala 2014 Best Dressed Pick!
”

iamsosorry:

My Met Gala 2014 Best Dressed Pick!

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